Terror in The War Museum Movie Poster from 1973.

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I hate PG-13.

War is a bloody, profanity laced mess. Why would It be any different in space, or a far off planet?

Aliens is my favorite movie of all time.  The marines were realistic, gritty, battle worn and when confronted by razor toothed aliens with acid for blood, they swore.  That’s what you SHOULD do, that’s what ANYONE would do.  A verbal “nuke the site from orbit” if you would.

Which brings me to Avatar (which I have not seen yet) With swarms of blue aliens attacking, PG-13 means we’ll maybe get a single mumbled f-bomb. (often added to get out of PG rating..) Then lots of yelling, some “whoops”, maybe a “splash one bogie”..basically Top Gun speak.  So, even though the soldiers are human, they will talk and act like no other human has in war….

Ever…

Blah…

Unfortunately, I’m part of the problem.  I’ll be there opening weekend.

It’s a promo T-shirt from the Spring 2009 DVD released of S. Darko , sequel to cult hit Donnie Darko.

Sadly, I was not smart and/ or cool enough to understand what the hell was going on in Donnie Darko, so I passed on seeing S. Darko.